You get 3 Senz Mini Umbrellas for less than the price of 1 Shipped to your door!
Protection remixed to perfection
Here at Shnoop's padded-walled cubicles, we were humming or harmonizing (someone is getting a pink negligee if they keep doing that frog-like squeak they call "Soprano from Band Camp") Rihanna's "Umbrella". Yes, as some of us gazed into the distance, thinking of the Grand Canyon-sized smiles our customers would wear when seeing the price of this SHELTER (in Abraham's days, a tent was, by our guess, double the price, in addition to 2 goats and 1 brown cow which gave udderly delicious chocolate milk).
[sp] An umbrella like this will leave you as dry as a Nomad's tongue (of course, continuing the metaphor you would realize that Shnoop is the oasis). Honestly, with protection from the elements and molecules, and yes, SIZE DOES MATTER! . WHO NEEDS AN APARTMENT? LIVE UNDER THE UMBRELLA! You even have your own "Song" in case your delusions come true and your life becomes a reality show as you Dance IN The Rain with Julie Roberts aka Mary Poppins. [sp] This strong coverage won't turn upside down when a gust of wind blows (but your combover will 
. Tonight, purchase protection at the pitiful price of only $44.99 for 3 Senz Umbrellas!!! The SENZ umbrella effortlessly slices through the wind, from a summer breeze to a heavy storm. Due to its smart design, the SENZ Mini umbrella will not invert, and is windproof up to wind force 40 MPH! Where a traditional umbrella quickly goes inside out, the SENZ umbrella turns itself into the wind and makes life just a little bit easier! Strong winds are but a mere breeze for the SENZ. This modern wonder can withstand gale force winds of up to 40 mph – its patented aerodynamic construction and powerful frame prevents it from inverting… really! How exactly does it work? Due to its smart design structure, the SENZ automatically finds the most comfortable position in the wind, much like a weathervane, while ribs in the frame help absorb forces against it, making it nigh indestructible. The smooth oval shaft, incorporated with a unique opening mechanism, compliments seamlessly the fun shape of the canopy. This shape gives you a perfect line of site with the best possible rain protection. And this umbrella brings you “good luck” with its aptly coined “eye-savers”, designed to protect your eyes from being poked out, as well as passers-by. Playing with the wind has never been more fun. Enjoy the weather. It makes SENZ! *Please note that this product will ship out in 5-7 business days.
Each order gets you a Black, Red and Blue Senz Mini Umbrella for $44.99 Shipped!
Currently sells everywhere for $50 Each!!!
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Features:
- Patented frame withstands 40 MPH gales!
- Turns itself into the best position in the wind
- Extra Reinforcing Rib Construction
- Playing with the wind instead of struggling with it!
- Asymmetrical Wing Styled Canopy
- Unique eyesavers protect your eyes
- Perfect view from under the umbrella
- Umbrella does not go inside out
- The first umbrella that matches the performance of your golf equipment!
- Opening mechanism integrated in the handle
- Aerodynamic shape and oval shaft
- An absolute head turner on the streets, and the green!
- Lifetime manufacturer's warranty
Sizing Folded Length: 11 inches
Folded Width: 2 1/4 inches
Canopy Arc Length (Front-to-Back): 36 inches
Canopy Arc Width (Side-to-Side): 33 1/2 inches
